As Aldito de Lima, a famous llama herder known as the “Latino
Bambino” among a group of Moldovan émigrés in a nearby village, guided a group of Mormon missionaries toward the Peruvian highlands,
he brought his llama to a halt and took a sip from a bottle of fresco de chicha he kept in a satchel
by his side. Suddenly, a colony of vampire bats emerged from the night skies above the village of Truenococha and began to descend in unison upon a small pasture. Aldito gripped his bottle of fresco de chicha tightly and said, “Those poor cows are nothing
but radar candy to these…these…murciélagos
del infierno!”
