Oct 5, 2012

#46 Unibrain freeze

Sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia, or brain freeze, as experienced by a collective mind.

It was a hot summer day and the unibrain, an extremely brainy brain trust hired by an eccentric thousandaire to work on a top secret project, emerged from its windowless office to find refreshment. And, find refreshment it did as it strode single file in synchrony toward a nearby 7-11. The unibrain was so thirsty that each brain within the unibrain simultaneously sipped an entire 78-oz Super Sour Watermelon Slurpee in a single sip from a single straw that septafurcated after the bendy part into seven separate but connected mini straws. The result was, inevitably, unibrain freeze.

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