A guru of Gouda.
He ascended from the cheese cave a broken man. His hours of toil had not been rewarded with a wheel of sweet yellow Gouda but a grotesque approximation of a Gouda-like substance. It was no surprise, after all. The operation was botched from the beginning. His cultured milk looked uncultured and uncouth; his curds looked like turds and his whey looked weird. He knew in his heart he would not attain Gouda greatness without guidance from a master Gouda maker, a goudaru.
Root = Gouda + guru
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