#49 Unibrain drain

Emigration of the best and brightest unibrains to other countries.

Hudson S. McMacMulligan did indeed spend his last thousand dollars attempting to unravel the paradox of the cake. It was a vexing unibrain teaser but that was not the problem in his view. The problem was the substandard unibrain under his employ. As any of McMacMulligan's friends and foes alike will attest, he is not a man to cut corners on matters cranial and he is certainly not a man to mistake the symptom for the cause. The root cause, as outlined in legislation he presented to Congress on behalf of his elected Representative, was an antiquated immigration policy that had led to unprecedented unibrain drain and, consequently, to a dearth of able-minded unibrains in the United States. No reputable small business owner or chief executive officer would dispute this. McMacMulligan had to scrape the bottom of the brain barrel, which is clearly why he ended up with a feeble-manyminded unibrain that was incapacitated on its second day on the job by a unibrain freeze.