Liability insurance that helps protect metaphysicians and other metaphysical practitioners against litigation related to the practice of metaphysics.
Sophie the Seer was a tough sell, but Hudson wasn't giving up. No, that's not how you become "Regional Metaphysical Malpractice Insurance Salesman of the Year" three years in a row. Hudson extended his rate sheet across the crystal ball so the seer could take a closer look. “Our premiums really can’t be beat. And, we offer the most extensive coverage in the region—we cover mystics, fortune tellers, paranormal investigators, mind readers, astrologers, clairvoyants, palmists, numerologists.” Without saying a word, the seer inhaled deeply on her Marlboro Light and cast a skeptical look on Hudson. "Listen Sophie, the last thing you need is some spurned lover filing a malpractice suit against you. You'll lose everything. Buy our coverage, for a modest premium, and you'll be protected.”
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