Sep 27, 2012

#37 Jazzerseismic event

A seismic event induced by a Jazzercise session large enough to generate measurable seismic activity.

Milton Teagle Simmons appeared to Aldo in a dream and said: "The end is nigh. I shall sweat my final sweat to the most golden of golden oldies in the mall of malls, where Jazzercisers from all corners of the Earth shall converge." Immediately upon waking Aldo contacted his friend Rudolph, an aspiring Jazzerseismologist who claimed to have recorded the first Jazzerseismic event while observing the world's largest outdoor Jazzercise class in Tiananmen Square, and said, "Get ready!"

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