Sep 28, 2012

#39 Snark floss

Waxed thread for removing particulate matter from one's fangs after issuing a snide remark.

Upon reading a terse email message from her boss requesting that she accelerate a four-week project into three days, Cora flipped her dark silken hair over her shoulder with a nonchalance that only the most confident of editors might possess. She gracefully slipped her right hand into the second drawer of her filing cabinet and withdrew a small plastic box. With purpose and determination, she strode into her boss' office, lay the box on the smooth mahogany surface of his credenza, and quietly stated "I may be quick, Sir, but in three days I will still have respect and your client will be dissatisfied." Without pausing at his blank stare, she removed a strand of snark floss from the box, deftly flicked several bits of utility reports and white board shards from her fangs, and promptly returned to her workstation.

Root = snark (snide remark) + floss

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